Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

An approach to Love

Mumbai local

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Story of Bubbal Singh ...

Have you heard the story of Bubbal Singh ?? This is based on an e-mail forward from one of my friends ... This is amazing ... but mind it ...Bubbal Singh really had a wonderful common sense ... (Click on the image to see what Bubbal did !!)


So whatdya say ?? You want to meet Bubbal Singh ??

When Software Developer Gets Bored

Have you guys ever wondered if you were a software developer or software engineer and you had a girlfriend ... what kinda life you will have ...or what sorta conversation you will have with your girlfriend ... ?? An example is when a male software developer's girlfriend gets bored ..what all she does ... and when He gets bored what will He do ?? :P (click on this cartoon image to see for yourself)


Haahahaha ... I think I have seen so many cases by now ...which exactly matches my feelings ...

Michael Jackson was my closest friend ...

Wow... Ever since Michael's death, almost everyone or anyone comes on TV and opines about him ... For that matter somehow the TV reporters always find someone who had been knowing the famous personality who just died. Amazing reporting ... (click on the cartoon image to enlarge)


God save these reporters and the news media ...

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Video tour of space station in space

Here is a fascinating you tube video on the space station tour by an astronaut. See how they keep floating and working at the same time ... It's a great show .. :D
Also, you will notice that they use Windows XP and how much of their space is occupied by trash. :(




I wonder what they do with so much trash ??

Friday, June 19, 2009

GodDamn!!! I'm not doing nothing :(



I should also do something!!! I know. But every attempt fails !!! I'm sure there is someone on the other end who is controlling the strings :(. WTF !!! Need to do a good startup again ...

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Meaning of Winning an Indian Election

Now that congress and allies have won ...and results are still coming .... here is a great cartoon which says what's going to be the status of politicians for the next 5 years ...
(The image is taken from Times Of India newspaper- You Said It section by R K Laxman).
This truly shows the current thinking of the politicians and the attention that the public deserves ...

Friday, May 1, 2009

The College Days (कॉलेज के दिन)

कॉलेज के दिन ...
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कॉलेज की हर बात मुझे अब याद जो आती है
मन पछताए, दिल को हसाएं, याद वो आती है

शाम को मेरे कमरे में वो दोस्त पुराने थे
जब दिल चाहा झगड़ लिया तब लाख बहाने थे

बात न होती कई दिनों तक, अदनी बातों पे
यार ही लाते खींच तान के होश ठिकाने पे

शाम-ऐ-नज़ारा ऐसा होता मजनू लैला के
मिलते थे सब चौराहे पर, बातें बनाते थे

हम जैसे जो यार शराबी क्या क्या करते थे
पिया मिलन के चौक पे हम तो नाटक करते थे

भूख लगी तो गुल्लक देखें पास परोसी के
दम भर खाना और ये कहना "सैंडी" पे लिख ले

नींद थी आती हर दम भाई नाम को पढ़ते थे
जी भर गाली उनको देते जो पढ़ते सच में थे

याद बड़े वो आज भी आएं हमदर्द पुराने से
मैं हूँ अकेला आज बहोत अब तंग जमाने से

दिन लौटा दे फिर से कोई दिन वो सुहाने थे ...
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If you want you can listen to these lines in my voice ...



Mumbai Taxiwala (मुंबई टैक्सीवाला )

मुंबई का वो बद-नसीब टैक्सी वाला जो हर रात उनका इंतज़ार कर रहा होता है ...कि आज वो आयेंगी ...आज जरूर आयेंगी ...और जब वो आती हैं तो स्टेशन से "अँधेरी" जाने को बोल कर दिल की सारी बात छू - मंतर कर देती हैं ...
सुनिए टैक्सी वाले की ज़ुबानी उसी की कहानी ...

मैं मुंबई का टैक्सीवाला ...
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कल रात की है बात
जो न सोचा था मेरे साथ
होगा वही हुई फिर बात
सुन लो सनसनाती रात

थी कल आई मेरे पास
रुक गई मेरी धड़कन साँस
काले बदरों की अठ्ठाश
बढ़ती मेरे दिल की प्यास

फिर अधरों से निकले बोल
टैक्सी वाले "भैया" खोल
सवारी "अंधेरी" की टोल
बदला मन का सब माहौल

जाने कब आयेगी रात
होगी उनसे मुलाक़ात
फिर नयनों से होगी बात
उनके हाथों में हों हाथ

मेरे सपनों की वो नैया
बह न जाए बिन खेवैया
मत कर तू अब ता-ता थैय्या
तपता है "प्रवीण" गवैय्या !
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If you want you can listen to the poem in my voice ...


Sunday, April 19, 2009

On the Ground realities of Indian poverty

I watched movie Barah Aana a few days back. The movie brings the ground realities of the Indian poverty to the front. The truth and irony of the story is stark. It hits you in the heart especially the character of watchman(Yadav) played by Vijay Raaz. Though, all the three characters are humorous still what pinches you is how they turn from simple living common poor man to a group demanding ransom. The scene here is the most touching one. I could not resist uploading a portion of the scene. See how Vijay Raaz, the watchman, is asking for a small token of help when his child in village is sick and does not get any help from anyone. The later part of the movie also shows how he becomes a non-compliant watchman first and then leaves his regular job to become a kidnapper.

Click on the play button below to start playing...





The thing is all of us know it happens in reality in Mumbai and other parts of India. But we tend to ignore its existence. How sad!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

My Google Adsense income is more than $193000

I could not resist subscribing to the "Monetize" tab on my blog customization tab. And you must be wondering how I started making an immediate income through Google Adsense. Well, My first day was a great start with over $159,000 but today has been going on much better with a new all-time record of more than $193,000 within last 6 hours. You want to know how ... :)

Well, not exactly true! My blog is for my fun only. But I'm sure many of the people must have told you or you might have come across many sites where the owner/blogger claims to be earning several thousands dollar each day via Google AdSense. And he is seen to be having either a screenshot or a photograph of a check.
Something like this in one of the ads on a site :





Now you can create your own proof by entering your amount in dollars into the Google Adsense Generator and show your friends that you are a AdSense-millionaire too.






Just goto http://googleadsensegenerator.com/ and start making money :).