The biggest trouble in the world

दुनिया में सबसे बड़ा रोग, मेरे बारे में क्या कहेंगे लोग ?

don't you agree?

PJ ki Barsaat

जरा गौर फरमाईये ...
अर्ज किया है ...

जब जब घिरे बादल तेरी याद आई,
जब जब घिरे बादल तेरी याद आई, ...

जब झूम के बरसा सावन तेरी याद आई,

गौर फरमाईये पहले लाइन पर ...

जब जब घिरे बादल तेरी याद आई,
जब झूम के बरसा सावन तेरी याद आई,

जब-जब मैं भीगा तेरी याद आई,

अब रहा नहीं जाता, छतरी लौटा दे भाई ...
:)

Time pass .. sorry Full time pass (FTP)

तेरे सारे भासन आज मुझको याद आए
पहले दिन से आखिरी तक थे सुनाए
आज वही सब बातें तेरी दोहराऊँगा
आज दिन है मेरा तुझको सुनाऊँगा

लोहे को बस लोहा ही तो काटता है
हीरे को बस हीरा ही तो काटता है
सोने को भी सोना ही बस काटता है
जहर को जहर ही काटता है

जा साले ...
तुझे भी कुत्ता ही काटेगा ... :)

हा हा हा ...

Fundamentals of Desi college ...

I was wondering how many of us have been through a Desi college? The term "Desi" is a well known word for all Indian "public" in US. anyone who has been in US or UK for at least once would understand at once that "Desi public" are Indians. no .. no ..it's not the US people who call us "Desis", it's we "Desis" who call ourselves as "Desis" for example when you go for an evening walk in New York and then you see so many Indians around and you say "What yaar! I mean Desis are all around here. I just don't like it here man! WTF!" or when you ride a bus from Wembley to Alperton in suburban London and see half the bus is full of "Desi public" you say "ssala! her jagah Desi hi dikhte hain!". So I thought what will be a "Desi college" like .. Well, it doesn't take much time to figure out that you will immediately know that you are in a Desi college when there are more people in the canteen than in the classes. You have professors who are as clueless about the subjects as you are. You know more about a subject than your professor.You learn more in the coaching classes than in your college. Your most intense study period is between the exam warning bell and the time that your question paper lands on your table.You can buy your college projects.The lab equipments are as old as your grandfather.The computer lab is the coolest (literally) hangout in the college. The xeroxwala outside your college is your best friend.When you have a horde of faltu days to celebrate Friendship Day, Rose Day, Chocolate Day, Traditional Day.Where being blacklisted (or getting a black dot) is a moment of pride.When vivas are conducted in your mother tongue. The only time a college sees complete attendance is the week of the college fest. When it is actually the peons who rule the college.... :P
What say?

Make a wish ...

Click on this image, cross your eyes and make a wish ...




Most readers will probably recognize this one right away as an autostereogram (also
called Magic Eye), a popular fad in the 1980s and 1990s. Autostereograms are computergenerated images which when viewed with crossed eyes, appear as a vivid threedimensional image magically suspended in mid-air.
So if you have not yet seen the image hidden in the picture, please give it a crack now. It works best if you place your face about 30 cm from the image and then cross your eyes until an image appears. Make sure to make a wish before doing so.
If you don't know how to cross your eyes, see this.
The scientific explanation for how Magic Eye images work is rather simple. The image
consists of a series of repeating patterns. For the type of autostereogram that I used in the comic, the image appears as a random set of dots when viewed normally. However, when a viewer looks at the image at close distance while crossing her eyes at just the right angle, each of her eyes are fixed on a different set of an adjacent pair in the repeating pattern and her brain mistakenly perceives the two patterns as a single image at a different distance.

An approach to Love

Mumbai local

Story of Bubbal Singh ...

Have you heard the story of Bubbal Singh ?? This is based on an e-mail forward from one of my friends ... This is amazing ... but mind it ...Bubbal Singh really had a wonderful common sense ... (Click on the image to see what Bubbal did !!)


So whatdya say ?? You want to meet Bubbal Singh ??

When Software Developer Gets Bored

Have you guys ever wondered if you were a software developer or software engineer and you had a girlfriend ... what kinda life you will have ...or what sorta conversation you will have with your girlfriend ... ?? An example is when a male software developer's girlfriend gets bored ..what all she does ... and when He gets bored what will He do ?? :P (click on this cartoon image to see for yourself)


Haahahaha ... I think I have seen so many cases by now ...which exactly matches my feelings ...

Michael Jackson was my closest friend ...

Wow... Ever since Michael's death, almost everyone or anyone comes on TV and opines about him ... For that matter somehow the TV reporters always find someone who had been knowing the famous personality who just died. Amazing reporting ... (click on the cartoon image to enlarge)


God save these reporters and the news media ...

GodDamn!!! I'm not doing nothing :(

I should also do something!!! I know. But every attempt fails !!! I'm sure there is someone on the other end who is controlling the strings :(. WTF !!! Need to do a good startup again ...

NewTon's Calculus??

Newton's Calculas ??? Not again ?? Y'know what ?? Newton invented calculus .!!! OMG !!! How could someone be so pathetic ?? and so uncaring about the humanity as a whole!! So many kidz like me have to suffer now :(


No offense to the physicists and mathematicians !!!

Meaning of Winning an Indian Election

Now that congress and allies have won ...and results are still coming .... here is a great cartoon which says what's going to be the status of politicians for the next 5 years ...
(The image is taken from Times Of India newspaper- You Said It section by R K Laxman).
This truly shows the current thinking of the politicians and the attention that the public deserves ...

Deadliest PJ for this month

The PJ load for this month ....
Q: What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
A: Ohm

Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure

Q. A man went to the church and told the priest,"Father, I have sinned ninety times". Father said, "Son don't worry you will get caught 45 times." How did Father work this out. Was he a clairvoyant?
A :) Because sin 90=cot 45
(Deadliest PJ according to me & Deepak:) )


Q) what is the volume of a person who has lost all his memory in a typical (bollywood filmy) accident !!!
A) 1/3 pi*r*r*r because he says
"main KAUN (cone) hoon !!??? "

Q) Wat do you call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
A) Pizza!
Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza

Q) Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady. Why?
A)Because in chemical terms

Iron = Fe
Man = Male
So Iron Man becomes Fe-Male

Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?
A. Chini Kam (another one of my favorites :) )

Thanks to :
Deepak Nema :)